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congenitalprogramming:

pastel-gizibe:

daddynoooo:

myshipshavecannons:

potato-baked:

Girl code

and tilt your head to the side  

Smirk a little

Look him in the eye, look at his junk, and giggle.

Don’t giggle. Men like giggling.

A lot of women resort to giggling while attempting to insult a man out of instinct.

Don’t.

If a man is trying to creep you out and you want to hurt him, fuck off with the giggle. No need to soften the blow. No need to make it cute. If you want to laugh, laugh. Laugh a big, rude, viking’s laugh.

if you can’t get a viking’s mighty laugh, scoff or snigger. it’s a rude giggle. specifically rude giggle. giggling = cute sniggering = rude

(Source: cracksters)

doctor who: moffat era + the worst muse 

Nope, back up.
point 1 Amy was NOT the Doctor’s love interest. She was a little girl who’s garden he crashed in. At no point is the Doctor in love with Amy past the point of “THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND AMELIA! I FOUND HER WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE! SHE’S SCOTTISH! WE HAVE ADVENTURES! LOOK THIS IS HER HUSBAND RORY! I LOVE HIM TOO!”

point 2 Amy’s pregnancy wasn’t mysterious. Or supernatural. She was taken away by a mysterious corporation. It’s not like she was preggo-beamed by an alien. She gave birth naturally and they stole her baby.

point 3 The white thing. You do realize DoctorWho started years ago in the 60’s as a science education show? Despite black rights at the time a black man still would not have been well received as an educator on TV. Blunt, but the truth. So when they brought it back they couldn’t make the newest Doctor black because it honestly would have  just been a giant “well how come he’s black now? What happened in the hiatus?” it’s just a simple continuity. Could they make a black Doctor now that DoctorWho has been reestablished and well received? SURE! Will they? Possibly! They’ve had good, strong characterized, black characters on there (Micky/Ricky and Martha) who were well loved. Give it a chance.

point 4 *sigh* Clara and the Doctor are not a romantic relationship. They’re best friends, companions, traveling buds. Are none of you assholes to your best friends? They have a healthy relationship. A healthy best-friend relationship. If they were romantic, no, that’d be a bad relationship then and I’d agree. But they’re not. They try very hard to make that very clear and some people still miss that.

point 5 How was Amy and Rory ‘casual misogyny’?? Amy ruled that relationship. She wore the pants. Rory pandered after her to see her happy. They loved each other madly (Remember he waited 2000 years for her to be ok? That he didn’t care when she was old and hated him because she thought he’d abandoned her at the quarantine center (because she didn’t know about the time rift) and was begging her to come with him so they could finish their lives together? Remember she was ready and rearing to kill herself and the doctor because Rory had died and she didn’t want to be alive without him? (episode with the sleep spores, 50/50 the world they were in wasn’t the real world))

I get socionazis want to make everything a woman-hating cis-het white-privileged whatever, but at least pick a better picture. The Ponds were NOT misogynistic. Pick a different couple for your hate.

point 6 boobs. oh god no. not boobs. please no.

besides not all the alien females on DoctorWho have boobs. Slitheen? ahahaha no. Vinvocci? Flatchested! Racnoss? She’s a giant spider queen and has NO boobs at all!

The Silurians (the Reptoids pictured with text perfectly over the chest? don’t have ‘killer racks’. They’re warriors. Do they really need boobs? No, they’re reptilian. Do they have them? Yeah, so? maybe they evolved as a means of attracting a mate like many animals evolve weird shit to attract mates. WHO KNOWS? They’ve been asleep in the earth for thousands of years. We don’t know when the humanoid reptoids split from modern reptiles. maybe modern reptiles devolved boob. are they killer boobs anyway? not really. Just kinda there.

You wanna make that argument? pick a better species from Doctor Who. The Tree of Cheem is stacked. and she’s a TREE. Much better argument than an animal species having boobs. Why does a plant have boobs? fanservice. get over it.

Y’all wanna break a show with socionazi remarks? pick better example pics to paste them on. Do I particularly care that this was a Doctor Who post? no. I’ve seen one before. Why I argued this was because you’re choice of text and pictures were ill-picked and stupid really. Terribly done. Really it just seems like OP choice random screenshots of Doctor Who because they have a personal vendetta against  the show and has never watched it, and therefor knows nothing about the matchups they’ve made and are just throwing random quotes onto DoctorWho because they want to defame a popular show many people genuinely like.

(Source: freddielovnds)

khawlabentalazwaar:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!! 

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.

So in summary:

This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.

Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

literal hero

(Source: takealookatyourlife)

lavakid:

mecto—amorous:

ok but what about disabled robots

robots with glitches nobody can figure out how to/cares about enough fix

robots who were never finished so they’re missing parts/limbs/ect

autistic robots who overheat and shut down if they have to process too much sensory input

nonverbal robots whose voice boxs dont work

disabled robots bonding with disabled humans

The robot, Marvin, in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (the book series) has severe depression and literally no one around him cares about it. They try their best to just ignore him (except Zaphod who still doesn’t care about the depression, but he at least acknowledges the robot is there, if only to use him in schemes.). Arthur tried in the beginning to be buds with Marvin, but Marvin’s depression shut Arthur out and he just gave up taking the robot to just be a pretentious asshole.

So 1 for 5 is a start. HGtG wrote a very convincing robot with believable depression.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(Source: atheismblog)

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