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I got super wasted last night at a deck party. I tried texting my girlfriend (“T”, who I recently got back together after a short but nasty breakup) and wound up texting my best friend Kim instead. She was a sweet sport about it thankfully.

This took place over like 4 hours and I was mortified when I saw what I sent her. Sober I don’t want to do her, but apparently drunk I’ll go after anyone cute enough.

The hell if I know what I was talking about at the end there. I can’t remember very much about last night.

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